V.O.L.D.E.M.O.R.T.

(Vined On Looking-Deeply Extremity, Meaning On the Real Top) is a Sorting Hat with a Tack Tower and a Dart Tower striked through on the moons and a snitch. He is the boss of The Evil Sorting Hat.

Appearance
Like a Sorting hat (see outside of section) and a Voldemort icon above the skull.

Stats
HP: $$(1/0,103111027)/0,103111027+(0,103111027$$$0,103111027$$$)+0,103111027!+tan(0,103111027)+\sqrt{0,103111027}+sin(0,103111027)$$ Speed: 0,2 compared to the BFB.

Abilities
VOLDEMORT!: Deletes 1/0,103111027 towers. Has a 1/0,103111027% accuracy. VOL**M**T DEF****D!!!: Summons a random bloon with V, O, L, D, E, M, R, T, F and/or A in its name (not abbreviation). Hai-Ray!: Adds 1282 money and Snitches, but more XP per tile. 128->284 AVERAGE!!! SNITCH IS WONDER!: Summons Voldemort's Number Snitches.

Snitches
Snitches give 95 Money, 95 Snitches, have 95 HP, move at 95 Speed!

Voldemort
Voldemort goes at 19.914 Speed (compared to BFB), 100000 HP and is contained by the. He contains 4 Fake Voldemorts and 900000 Snitches.

Trivia

 * This bloon is a reference to Voldemort, as he summons 4 Voldemorts when defeated.
 * But there is NO Voldemort...
 * I'm a Wizard!
 * Wizards' World is reality.
 * Because that there exists magic.
 * And Wizards' Math, as it's so funny: 2-, 3- and 4-Layer Dividements, Sub-Normal Factorials, Half-Factorials, Quidditch!
 * And Quaffles, Bludgers, SNITCHES!!
 * I wanted to send an OWL!!
 * Wizard world=Reality! I don't lie, I say the REALITY, I say NO humor!
 * Voldemorts's Number=128.